Programming By A Tool

I don’t know how they did it, but they made the world’s first shrink ray. Amazing.

COMPLETELY NOT PROGRAMMING RELATED Any time I declare this I always get the same look people had when that one dude in Total Recall took off his glove and had that weird chicken wing arm thing. I can’t think of many directors that get the same free pass as he does for making, in my [...]

Tired of having to look this up from time to time, so I’m putting this here for my own use. If you get something out of it, good for you. In the end, I really don’t care. public Dictionary GetAllStates() { if(_stateList == null) { _stateList = new Dictionary(); _stateList.Add(“Alabama”,”AL”); _stateList.Add(“Alaska”,”AK”); _stateList.Add(“American Samoa”,”AS”); _stateList.Add(“Arizona”,”AZ”); _stateList.Add(“Arkanas”,”AR”); [...]

So Andre, the only person I know to argue with a toaster and lose, has mostly completed moving the site over to the new hosting. Issues? Well there are some lost comments. It’s sad, I know. Your 15 minutes of fame just got washed away like sand on a body of land that is within [...]

Get ready for a roller coaster ride around the insanity that is me. You might actually find it amusing but most likely you’ll just leave sick or underwhelmed. Don’t feel bad if you do, you wouldn’t be the first and, thanks to somehow being impervious to Natural Selection, you won’t be the last. Be proud. [...]

Hello Man!. Just one more question. Realy, need your help. Question about Alcohol posioning? 100 times thenks. I am Waiting for answer!!! Now I might have been fooled at first, but I’m leaning toward spam on this one. I have to think that if you did indeed have a question about alcohol poisoning you might [...]

So here’s the first round of a new game. Really simple, I post the “comment” and you tell me if it’s real or spam. Hi Man!, please, need your help. Wat is an alternative to glass pipe screens? Thenks, bro. I am vaiting for answer!!! So what’s your take on it?

I just wanted to thank everyone that voted for me in the prestigious Most Awesome Award Award. This actually did come as a bit of surprise to me honestly since this year was a really stacked list of nominees between myself, a pack of Mentos, and the last minute write in of George Washington. Let [...]